Traveling Is Always SO Glamorous!! LOL ;)

Super Saturday Sale in the Hamptons with the Kardashians

OMG I had so much fun in The Hamptons! So beautiful and relaxing! While we were there we not only flew in a helicopter but we also went to the Super Saturday Sale! It was so hot out but we were loving it, they had such rad vintage pieces there I was in heaven. For makeup we punched up the color a bit to match the beautiful day outdoors. I was loving the warm sun but freaking out with my SPF 70, to keep me nice and ghost white! After 27 hours in The Hamptons it was back to LA!

XOXO,
JOYCE BONELLI

My Dash Dolls Invade Miami Fashion Week

Last night Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe all took their front row seats in GORGEOUS Miami for the Beach Bunny Fashion Show. They all looked so gorge! We pumped up the volume with makeup to give off a glitzy night time look. We had so much fun in MIA for the what.... 10 hours we were there! haha! **LOVING my crazytown life! MAKEUP MAKEUP MAKEUP!!

XOXO,
JOYCE BONELLI

MY GIRL, KHLOE ROCKING SUNDANCE

While at Sundance Film Festival, Khloe Kardashian hosted AXE CYB Screening party.

ummm HIIII MERRY CHRISTMAS, Kardashian Style ;)

Hiiii Gorgeous', Im back! Sorry I know it's been a while but I've been in and out of town working like crazy! SO MUCH FUN. I have been so crazy busy but I finally found a second to sit down and let you know whats up and what I did for Christmas!!



.... I think there must have been mistle toe above us. ;)

This year of course I spent Christmas Eve at Kris Kardashian's infamous Christmas Eve party. The day was insane! All day in the BEAUTY SHOP with each one of the Dash Dolls, Kris, Kim, Khloe, and Kourt. These girls were on a roll, they had me in tears laughing all day. LOVING IT.



Kim posing for a quick in house photo op! Loving the santa hat and Christmas spirit. I think we can all say Kim definitely pulls it off better than Santa. I know I would rather see her coming down my chimney, wouldn't you? OBVIOUSLY. haha.



Hollywood's newest newly weds couple spent Christmas Eve looking gorge as always. I die for them, and Khloe ummm, hi miss sparkle & shine; I'm loving this jacket.



I guess I went for the Miss Sparkle and Shine look as well! with a pop of red! Here's a quick shot of Khloe, Malika & I being fabulous.... as usual. They are just so hot, I'm dying.



Rob, Malika, & I. Just throwing up the peace sign and looking hot? haha, LOVE this Kardash family.



As you all know, anyone who's anyone makes an appearance at the infamous Kardashian Christmas Eve party. Here Kim, Kris, Sharon, and Kelly stop for a gorgeous Mother-Daughter cameo. ;) do you die?



IN CASE YOU MISSED IT!! Here is Kourtney and Baby Mason for Life & Style Magazine days after Christmas. The GORGEOUS duo look stunning if I must say so myself. Mason Dash Disick is such a doll, they couldn't have asked for a cuter baby. He doesn't even cry, he is such a good baby... JEALOUS. hahah Loving the Baby DOLL.


* MORE UPDATES SOON,
XOXO,
JOYCE BONELLI

A VERY DASH DOLL BACHELORETTE PARTY

So guys, as most of you know Khloe Kardashian had one of the raddest BACHELORETTE parties that would be impossible to out do!  This GORGE-TIQUE newly wed totally slam-dunked the definition of bachelorette party.  From all the PENIS merchandise to Pleasure Chest demonstrating how to do a striptease for our husbands and boyfriends to the HUGE BLACK PENIS cake, you can obviously see we knew how to have a good time!  This is a night of laughs that I know I will never forget! 

I was not at the party for more than ten minutes when all the sex toys and gag gifts came out! This party was totally just girls being girls! And we LOVED it! 

KHLO AND KOURT JUST BEING THEMSELVES WITH THEIR PENIS CROWNS ON! LOL

Kissy face with Malika!

And this would be when the striptease tutorial came out! I can't really tell if we were concentrated on learning the moves or just creeped out by what was going on.... I'll leave it up for you to decide!

Monica Rose & I posing with our penis straws.

Ummmm, is it weird that Kourtney & I were the only ones who chose a white penis straw?  Or that we actually noticed that the two colors were actually different molds? 

TO BREAK IT DOWN.. LOL the white one had balls that hung further down, were smaller, and had veins on the shaft.... Where as the BLACK ones had HUGE balls and a juicy vein filled shaft!  NO wonder they all choose the black ones! LMAO

AND THE FUN BEINGS WITH THE GIFTS! Look what Kourtney found! Couldn't have been a better way to start off the gifts! 

We of course showered her with SEXY lingerie. And seemed to be Khloe's favorite gift!

hmm, I take it she really liked the leopard thong?

& I just had to add in this picture because it is such a cute moment for them!  They both totally have that cute Mom, Daughter bonding look on their face! awwwww ;)

Like I said, Khloe really liked that thong!  Don't you think it fits her well?  This is a great look for you DollFace! LOL

YAY Quick PHOTO OP!  Snapshot with my girls! Of course I'm still holding my glass with the penis straws! 

& it seems as though Khloe found another head band... nope, just a leopard faced, Asian Provocateur blindfold I got her. I'm jealous! I want it back HAHA.... rawrrrr! HAHAH

The PENISS' never stopped! Heres the pinata, in the shape of a penis of course with all the fun necklaces surrounding it, as if you didn't get the picture! LOL LOVING IT!!

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Modeling my outfit in the bathroom HAHA! I had to get my shoes in the photo for you to get the full effect! Luxury Jones dress from my favorite store in Venice, Madley, on Abbott Kinney, Head piece also from Luxury Jones sold at Madley, and my YSL booties.  Do you LOVE?

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!  This was just one of those cakes that I needed to be in a photo with!    Wait... is this a life-size mold??? HAHAH

Until next time,XOXO

Joyce Bonelli

CATCH A GUY IN 22 DAYS WITH RED LIPS

[Hello Gorgeous!! <3]

Just days before these two love birds tied the knot, Khloe was out with Lamar at the premiere for White Out, their first red carpet appearence together. She sported some lips that brought out her RED HOT SEX APPEAL to say the least. Khloe pulled it off as though she has been doing it for years and it turned out to be one of Lamar's favorite looks!! Because Khloe normally shys away from this burstful look I was SO excited to be one of the first she allowed to actually lather up her luscious lips with such a gorgeous POP color. I was so excited when I saw she instantly brought the timeless look to LIFE. Khloes signature locks looked stunning with the contrast of the colors. I would like to say I am soo taking credit for Khloe and Lamar's engagement. If she hadn't worn those outrageous lips who knows where they'd be!! LOL!!

UMM, can you say OBSESSSSSSSED?? I cannot get over how gorge-tique these girls look! Kim also decided to flash a pair of luminescent RED lips. The CRRRAZY thing about this was the girls didn't even plan to wear matching red lips, the duo didn't even get ready together! I guess the saying that sisters have a bond like no other is true! ... ummm, is this a form of telepathy???

Red lips go all the way back to ancient Egyptians and will stick around I'm sure until the end of time... Or at least till the end of my time ; ) They give a sense of seduction that man cannot resist, hmmm... similar to Khloe's situation? I love these girlies for standing out and showing that red lips can look glamorous and classy while still letting their sexy side show through.

DO YOU WANT TO FLAUNT YOUR

RED HOT SEX APPEAL?

-FOLLOW MY EASY STEPS AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU WILL LOOK JUST AS GLAM AS KLO...

first off you are going to want to grab some products, these are the ones I used on Khloe to get this look, but you can always substitute for similar items in your own makeup kit!

1.) Givenchy's Mister Mattifying Foundation Primer. (to prep oily skin)

2.) Make Up Forever Lift Concealer

3.) NARS Sheer Matte Foundation

4.) I set her skin with the most amazing (no shine) SECRET powder....coming soon!

5.) Dior Brow Styler Ultra Fine Pencil

6.) Sephora eye shadow in Glittery Sand
7.) Lancome Hypnose Mascara (OF COURSE KHLOE'S ALL TIME FAV!)

8.) Blackest Black Liquid eye liner by Sephora

9.) Dior Bronze Matte Sunshine in Amber Matte

10.) NARS Gina Blush

11.) NARS Dragon Girl Velvet Matte Lip Pencil (AKA the convenience of a pencil with the application of a lip stick!)

12.) MAC Tinted Lip-glass

KEY STEPS TO THE PERFECT LOOK...

1.) Make sure when applying the bronzer you really carve out the cheeks to give that gorgeous contoured look!

2.) When its time for the Blush witch normally comes last, just SOFTLY hit the rounds of the cheeks to give the peach flawless glow.

3.) I find that the Lip pencil is really convenient when shaping the lip and making sure that they look picture perfect... because the lips will be a matte red you want to glide the tinted lip-glass across the lips to give radiant shine and luster, this is really going to get your lips noticed... maybe even by that special someone you are trying to seduce! ;) get it girls!!
4.) DONT forget to create a volumous LASH to draw attention to your beautiful eyes! a couple coats will do... but please don't forget to be FABULASH and flutter those lashes!!

AND there you have it! Do these quick steps along with a light shimmer eye shadow and you will be gorge-tique in NO TIME!! ;) LASTLY... we woud LOOOOVE to see your gorgeous trials with this look! Send us photos of your hottest red lips to fans.glamsquadbts@yahoo.com!!

P.S.

DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 8pm TO KHLOE & LAMAR'S WEDDING SPECIAL!! TWO HOURS OF KARDASHIAN WEDDING!! CANT WAIT!!

P.S.S.

TO VIEW VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THIS RED CARPET VISIT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rEDO3ZCptE

OR you can view it on my SIDE BAR titled "VIDEO BAR" ;)

XOXO,

Joyce Bonelli